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McDonald’s Jingles

McJingles 🙂

This little ditty was one of my mother’s favourite songs to sing me when I was small and I know it went around the circuit in the 1970s but there are several versions of it out there–

McDonald’s is My Kinda Place
(this is the version we howled at in the car)

McDonald’s is my kinda place
They serve you rattlesnakes
French fries between your toes
Dill pickles up your nose
The last time I was there
They fried my underwear
McDonald’s is my kinda place – Your kinda place!

OR :   McDonald’s is your kind of place
They serve you rattlesnakes
French fries between your toes
Hamburgers up your nose
The last time that I was there
They served my underwear
They served it medium rare
I told them I didn’t care
(it was my dirty pair)

OR:   McDonald’s is your kind of place
Hamburgers in your face
French fries between your toes
Dill pickles up your nose
And what about those shakes?
Made from polluted lakes!
McDwarfle’s is your kind of place…

McDonald’s is your kind of place
Hamburgers in your face
French Fries between your toes
Hot pickles up your nose
And don’t forget their Martian shakes
They come from outer space
McDonald’s is your kind of place.

McDonald’s is my kind of place
Cheeseburgers in your face
French fries up your nose
mustard between your toes
The last time that I went there
they stole (my/person’s name) underwear
McDonald’s is the place for me!    —source

The McDonald’s Menu Song
(I was pretty good at spouting this off when it came out)

Big Mac, Mc DLT, a Quarter-Pounder with some cheese
Fillet-o-Fish, a hamburger, a cheeseburger, a Happy Meal
Mcnuggets, tasty golden french fries, regular and larger size
And salads, chef or garden, or a chicken salad oriental
Big Big Breakfast, Egg Mcmuffin, hot hotcakes and sausage
Maybe biscuits, bacon, egg and cheese and sausage, danish, hashbrown too, and for dessert hot apple pies and sundaes three varieties.
A soft serve cone, three kinds of shakes, and chocolately-chip cookies, and to drink a Coca-Cola, Diet Coke, an orange drink, a Sprite, a coffee (decaf too) a lowfat milk also an orange juice.

I love Mcdonald’s good time great taste
And I get this all at one place!
The good time, great taste… of McDonald’s. —source

 It’s Mac Tonight  (variant of “Mack the Knife”)

1986:  When the stars come out to play, babe
A twinkling show, ooh — dinner! — out of sight
Yeah, the night time is golden light time — big dipper!
At McDonald’s (showtime), it’s Mac Tonight!

1987:  When the clock strikes half past 6, babe
Time to head for golden lights
It’s a good time for the great taste — dinner!
At McDonald’s, it’s Mac Tonight
Come on, make it Mac Tonight!  —source

Dancin to a Big Mac at McDonald’s

Dancin’ to a Big Mac at McDonalds (chorus)
Suddenly, the feeling grabs you, you can’t control your feet
Doo doo doo doo! (chorus)
And you’re steppin’, stompin’, spinnin’, hoppin’, dancin’ to the beat
Doo doo doo doo (chorus)
Movin’ your feet Movin’ your feet (chorus)
Springin’ your back Springin’ your back (chorus)
Two all-beef patties, special sauce BIG MAC! (chorus)
It’s a good time, for the great taste of McDonald’s BIG MAC! (chorus)  —source

McNuggets Rap

We’re chicken, and rappin’s our thing! We like to rap . . .”
(then Ronald adds,) “And they can’t sing!”
“We like to wrap, and unrap, too!”
(Now a bird pops up) “Cuckoo, Cuckoo”
“We like this rap It really rocks
But we’d rather jump In the barbecue sauce!
We have this dance where we spin around
We get real dizzy, and we all fall down!
Hit it, Ronald- Food, Folks and Fun!”  —source